Future Super Tree May Solve Issue of Having to Walk Between Trees to Get Different Fruit

By Richard K. Noots A new Genetically Modified Monstrosity is being purposed around colleges everywhere. It’s supposedly able to give forty different kinds of fruit (Which is 32 more than I thought existed) by splicing tree limbs together. Now, I don’t know what Mengele of Botany approved this disgusting slight against God, but the tree is as beautiful as […]