#excuses

A cat on fire, an alien kidnapping and a stubbed pinky toe — these are some of the extremely creative excuses people have used to avoid working out. Results from a new survey showed an elaborate array of excuses, with six in 10 creating reasons to get out of going to the gym. The survey, examining

We’re two weeks into 2019. How are your resolutions going? Did you run that ultra-marathon? Cure cancer? Maybe we should start small and trim those pubes, pal, before someone puts a ‘No Trespassing’ sign on your happy trail. There’s a good way to shed five pounds right there. In any event, EXERCISE

Neglect. Physical and emotional distance. Ex text while drunk. There are a number of reasons people cheat on their partners, but very few are as heroic as cheating to save mankind. That’s the tall tale the ex-boyfriend of Bella (pictured above) tried to swindle to weasel his way back into her good

We’ve all been there, either hungover or tired or just don’t feel like working. So we decide we’re going to make the dreaded phone call to the boss to tell him just how “sick” we are so we can spend the day on the couch playing video games and binge-watching Netflix. The only real question we have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPgAQ9dJ-6M “I’m, like, sooooooo busy right now!” What a crock. People do this all the time. Hell, I think I have friends who would say that I do this all the time. But the bottom line is that no, you’re not. You just don’t give a fuck about the other person and you